Celeb nudes? WHO?!

nobody really thought of that. Or, that, you know, she can handle her situation.

This presumption of her thoughts is considered compassion. Removing her individuality and agency, describing her as an object that is acted upon, is considered to be in her best interest.

because men have a sense of humor. Women's feeling often need to be attended to in lieu of their lack of a sense of humor.

right. Because drunks are capable of embarrassment.

How generous of you. Did you care when a murderer played for you? What's worse? Punching people, or killing them?

You're right. She should start having kids with him as soon as possible.

You wouldn't take a punch for a million dollars?

Or, you know, she's seen worse, and decided for herself what she can handle. You'd be surprised what people will do for a million dollars.

Soooo? You gonna stay with that crazy bitch?

Yeah. Because animals are so much better.

Right. You tamper with people's food, and I'm the immature one for pointing out how fucked up that is. Only in your crazy fucking head would that make sense.

and I know someone that would burn his fucking restaurant down.

Yeah, and a dick move like that makes you better.

Only applies when you're mewling about their victimhood.

Uh, ignore it.

Victims?? I'm a victim too. Turns out, Home Depot just had a major security breach. Millions of compromised credit card numbers.

Except when SHE turns her body into a commodity, right? It's not as if Upton has whetted the appetites of tens of millions of men (and women) with her all-but-nude commoditization of herself.

Yeah. The worst. Literally.

They can always flip burgers.