You're right. She should start having kids with him as soon as possible.

You wouldn't take a punch for a million dollars?

Or, you know, she's seen worse, and decided for herself what she can handle. You'd be surprised what people will do for a million dollars.

Soooo? You gonna stay with that crazy bitch?

Yeah. Because animals are so much better.

Right. You tamper with people's food, and I'm the immature one for pointing out how fucked up that is. Only in your crazy fucking head would that make sense.

and I know someone that would burn his fucking restaurant down.

Yeah, and a dick move like that makes you better.

Only applies when you're mewling about their victimhood.

Uh, ignore it.

Victims?? I'm a victim too. Turns out, Home Depot just had a major security breach. Millions of compromised credit card numbers.

Except when SHE turns her body into a commodity, right? It's not as if Upton has whetted the appetites of tens of millions of men (and women) with her all-but-nude commoditization of herself.

Yeah. The worst. Literally.

They can always flip burgers.

What an incredibly sexist thing to say!

Too bad you didn't interrupt

or, you know, he isn't skeptical of the assumptions he's been presented with.

Maybe don't take pictures of yourself nude. They have a way of getting lost, or at least there's always that risk.

explains a lot.

You forgot rape.