As long as Tinkerbell is played by somebody with a penis.

He looks desperate, which means he'd probably try anal.

As long you film it so he can watch

Religion is harmless, right folks? Sexual repression and irrational shame is a good thing, right?

It was a mystery, wasn't it?

Jesus.

Nah. He feels it's necessary to empathize with swine who complain their trough isn't filling up fast enough.

never met her.

Pregnant women are repulsive. Nobody cares about your offspring. And everyone knows it was unplanned.

I'm sure a toddler searching for food in a steaming trash-heap in Mumbai can appreciate the grotesque avarice on display, and sympathize with the douche.

erotic enough for a country in which half the population rejects evolution because Jesus hates boobs.

I know. I enjoy being marketed to with silliness. Makes me feel like I'm a child. And that's a good thing.

I know, right?? That variety show, on that network, with all those corporates sponsors. Now that's what I call entertainment!

I'm happy for all the sexually frustrated, puritanical women that have discovered the ability to think for themselves, before they died.

People ought to be celebrated for bowing out gracefully.

yes, she looks like someone that desperately needs encouragement.

Their music was so much better when they weren't distracted with politics. Reminds me of the Dixie Chicks.

My probability of being correct is high.

Humans often produce offspring with no forethought.

I'm sure your brother/sister/-in-law will have another kid they didn't plan on and/or can't afford soon.