I wouldn’t worry about the brakes thing. Tons of people will tell you that you have to upgrade the brakes somehow, but here’s the thing: If the brakes are adjusted correctly and you can lock the wheels up while moving, that means you’re already getting the absolute maximum amount of braking power you can have before…

Thanks for your comments. I could talk/write about it non-stop but I doubt if the editors would appreciate that. The seller told me the radiator cap was a Chevy part that was worth between $800 - 1000. It also has an inside mirror that has a clock in it, as well as a pale green piece of glass that can be folded down…

You can get one of these with a mere 150,000 miles for that price.  CP purely because this should be a $6,000 vehicle not $8,000.  NO LOWBALLERS HE KNOWS WHAT HE HAS.

So were these...

A Morgan Aero 8 is a solid answer.

You’re right. TWENTY MORE MIATAS!

Want to stand out? Dekotora Truck.  Everything else is small and bland.  Next question.

So was this thing

Icon FJ40, ticks ALL the boxes and has former celebrity owner. Easy to maintain, manual, removable top, fire resistant and mudslide capable- will hold its value.  https://www.bentleylongisland.com/1971-toyota-tlc-icon-fj40-c-257.htm 

A Morgan of some sort. Get two, because at least one will be broken most of the time.

It even looks cute in cartoons.

Does it hurt to be this wrong?

Was expecting the last one to be “Miata”.

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Jesus, Christ. This thing’s in Gloucester?

Yeah, but I still want to call the seller to hear all about this car in that thick Gloucester accent.  Pronounced Gla-stah for anyone reading this who isn’t familiar with the region... go watch the Perfect Storm and you’ll get the idea, though they don’t quite nail the accent, it’s close enough.

Me too. I want a boring, reliable engine swap. I want a motor that when I blow it, I can just get a new one. When I need parts, I drive less than 10 miles to the dealer or easily order online. LS swap FTW

No one who does this ever buys the thing. People who buy the thing are too busy buying to shitpost about it.