Schlampe, please.

First in line for the Miata sidecar. Can you make it out of a belly tank?

plenty of kids fit in the back

Your CL-Fu is remarkable. As is that Impala. There’s gotta be something wrong with it, no? Early 90s GM electronics that keep turning the car into a blue screen of death?

Somewhere in Queens there’s a storefront gold buyer who is sticking to his story, that a guy matching this description tried to sell him 85.5 pounds of gold flake. Not 86.“Hand to God, officers. Detectives, I mean.”

Every CrossFitter: “No way that walk should have taken more than seven minutes.”

220, 221. Whatever it takes.

Estimates for $ invested in build? I’m wondering if there’s a cost-plus thing going on here. Maybe the seller is a successful DoD contractor.

I will not will not will not spend the next hour finding the heaviest vehicle for the lowest price on CL. I will not make a spreadsheet of my findings. I just won’t.

“Pioneer, classic, collector vehicles, collector military vehicles, or street rod” are all specific license plates you can get for classes of vehicles in MN.

Our deal is that she wears her seatbelt and I wear sunscreen. I’m toadbelly white but I hate the stuff. Even still, a deal’s a deal.

makes me wonder what the most appropriate body part would be for a turbo/supercharger tattoo would be. Aside from, you know, the body’s natural exhaust port.