waistcincher
waist cincher
waistcincher
Jul 9 2015
592

And if I’m not ungreyed after I photoshopped an ibex for you people I just give the fuck up.

Jul 9 2015
122

it’s proven that she might not Bill Clinton’s biological daughter. Read more

Jul 8 2015
109

The beard is a lacefront. I am a Drake’s beard truther. Come at me.

Jul 7 2015
238

Don’t do brownface ever at all is actually a good tenet by which to live one’s life

Jul 6 2015
174

How I feel whenever anyone touches me ever.

Jul 1 2015
181

It’s like, just spit in my fucking face

Jul 1 2015
72

garnish with fresh peas, sunflower seeds and flaky sea salt”

Apr 24 2015
104

That’s how we know he’s a white male.

Apr 24 2015
89

And yet, you did!

Apr 20 2015
269

“Homophobia, vandalism, racism, all on a Sunday” Read more

Apr 15 2015
438

In retrospect, football was sort of a thing he fell ass-backwards into for a while despite being an irredeemable turd. The most interesting aspect of this case isn’t that a football player was just convicted of murder, but that a murderer actually managed to have a short pro football career.

Apr 15 2015
97

Look, it’s like they always say - you can’t have your birthday cake and jump out of it in an Easter bunny costume wearing a lace-thong, basketball sneakers, and Chanel #16 ‘sandal’, without getting skin treatment for contact flour dermatitis, footing a hefty dry-cleaning bill for the whole lot of it, just to realize Read more

Apr 14 2015
76

so if Urban Meyer kills someone, he’s probably not getting anything. Read more