waistcincher
waist cincher
waistcincher

And if I’m not ungreyed after I photoshopped an ibex for you people I just give the fuck up.

it’s proven that she might not Bill Clinton’s biological daughter.

The beard is a lacefront. I am a Drake’s beard truther. Come at me.

Don’t do brownface ever at all is actually a good tenet by which to live one’s life

How I feel whenever anyone touches me ever.

absolutely fucking not.

It’s like, just spit in my fucking face

garnish with fresh peas, sunflower seeds and flaky sea salt”

That’s how we know he’s a white male.

And yet, you did!

“Homophobia, vandalism, racism, all on a Sunday”

In retrospect, football was sort of a thing he fell ass-backwards into for a while despite being an irredeemable turd. The most interesting aspect of this case isn’t that a football player was just convicted of murder, but that a murderer actually managed to have a short pro football career.

Look, it’s like they always say - you can’t have your birthday cake and jump out of it in an Easter bunny costume wearing a lace-thong, basketball sneakers, and Chanel #16 ‘sandal’, without getting skin treatment for contact flour dermatitis, footing a hefty dry-cleaning bill for the whole lot of it, just to realize

so if Urban Meyer kills someone, he’s probably not getting anything.