Here's one for all you Zeners.

I fucked myself stupid once, even got married. Never again.

All I know for sure is that the rich are getting richer, and I'm getting fucked.

If you tell your kid the truth they'll hate you guts for life. Strategic lying is always the best way to handle them.

I set my temperature when I installed my heater. Duh

Any quality tool will pay for itself normally the first time you use it. Want to know what a quality tool is: leevalley.com and highlandhardwarecom are two of the best to understand just what real quality is.

People on Flickr use all lens in their work. The standard is probably the most used.

People on Flickr use all lens in their work. The standard is probably the most used.

Even glass. It is a by-product of a manufacturing process and was discovered by the British museum.

Great camera. You can see pictures taken by this camera on Flickr. Just go to pictures taken with this camera to see how good it really is.

Great camera. You can see pictures taken by this camera on Flickr. Just go to pictures taken with this camera to…

Books I love and want to keep or pass down to a kindred spirit I use a product that is used in museums to protect about everything. It is called CONSERVATORS wax. I coat my book jackets and on soft covers the front back and spine. Anything you want to last longer than yourself benefits from this wax. It is kind of…

He said the words "let's hope" and that ain't too hopeful.

That holds true in 99.9 of all cases, go figure.

The only way I would buy one of these is if it doubled as a sex toy.

The only way I would buy one of these is if it doubled as a sex toy.

Why would I want anyone to know me? I prefer mystery, not an open book for people to pry into.

You missed the square. Definitely not a builder Bob.

Sell short, Shep, shit is about to hit the fan.

Sell short, Shep, shit is about to hit the fan.

This is better than excellent advise! Kudos Dave.

Sounds like you're going to have false teeth sooner than later. Keep you teeth clean and you mouth shut, and make all around you happy.

Your mouth is considered a gold mine and many unscrupulous miners (AKA Dentists) will empty your lode.

I save packing foam, the thin black stuff and just cut it to fit. Works great! As far as the outer pads Amazon carries them.

I save packing foam, the thin black stuff and just cut it to fit. Works great! As far as the outer pads Amazon…