You commented that I might be drumming up gold interest, so I answered that charge. Did you watch the whole Rose interview? Because it seems you stopped early and didn't get the message.

Grantham is an avid environmentalist and told how our planet is dying and how we got to this point in our evolution and what we must do in order to survive. I don't give a whit about the stock market, and I was just referring to what gold buyers are doing at this point. I have no gold or stocks and have no desire ever…

Buyers remorse=money wasted. The money is wasted because you have given hours of your very short life to buy crap. Knowing the difference between what will enhance your life and what will drain your well being are what is at stake. Think carefully, then think again, then buy.

You are hopelessly lost in opinions that are designed to remove your money and redeposit it into the accounts of the very wealthy. You are trying to play their game and smarts don't mean a thing. They own all the keys to all the slot machines, you just watch the wheels go round and round. Oh well.

Go to the spare room and get some sleep and don't worry about farting in bed anymore. Why do people have to sleep together anyway??The silence and privacy are great and if you feel like masturbating there is no guilt. No downers in sleeping by yourself, I know.

Pat, I can solve everybody's problem with spending. When you get ready to buy something just equate how many hours of your life you had to spend working to purchase the item. No brainer,

OK I've decided to send you down the rabbit hole. One caveat is that you won't be the same after watching. Good luck with this as it should make your investing more interesting. This will take a little of your time because Charlie had him for the whole show, and you will see why.

And the smart ones made a ton of money, now the smart ones have sold the yellow stuff and went into green stuff.

Only fools buy the shit Wall Street and Madison Ave put out to the saps who believe anything they hear. Cramer is a good example. You sound more like a parrot than a real investor. Perhaps not.

I like to find what a person politics is because its says so much about them in today's lock tight world. The philosophy is so concretized in the two political parties that compromise is next to impossible. I don't want to be around people who opinion I don't respect, so I move on if our belief system isn't…

How big a player was luck on your decision? All I know is that the gold buyers are all-in cash. To me, that is an omen.

This is contingent on being able to get to settings.

Also, hone you lying because if you do that well you do everything well.

Wait till the market crashes first, then buy. Keep your money in cash until then. You shouldn't have a whole lot longer to wait it's getting shaky as I type.

Almost everybody who has downloads out there in cyberspace is desperate to monetize. BEWARE of the tricky devils. Stay away from CNET avoid it like you would the plague.

As long as its someone I can whip in a fight I will go for it. go for it.

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance By Robert Pirsig is a great book that explores the art of quality and is one of the best books I've ever read. Never skimp on quality when buying tools that will be used often, or you in for a life of frustration.

Save yourself sprains and sore muscles by just using a vibrator. Lay back and let the Japanese go to work for you.

Mix sriracha sauce in mayonnaise and mix until it's a light to dark pink. Trust me one this tip guys.

Costco sells them cheap and in packets of three, normally.

Costco sells them cheap and in packets of three, normally.