Hey Shep old boy, how much does Jeffie pay you?

Hey Shep old boy, how much does Jeffie pay you?

That's where I got mine. What a deal one gets at Costco. Shep must be an Amazon employee the way he hawks for them. Go figure

That's where I got mine. What a deal one gets at Costco. Shep must be an Amazon employee the way he hawks for them.…

Reading Haiku puts things in perspective, and then go from there.

If you don't have enough sense to order your own food no one will ever be stupid enough to dine with you.

Do like the Japanese do and get a good CD player and listen to the music as it was recorded. I much prefer a CD player to any other format.

Madison Ave and their ilk have only your billfold in mind and will do or say anything to empty it into their tills. Buyer Beware!

I guess you're saying bigger is not better. Bah!

I wish I'd taken chemistry in high school, after all we are made of it.

You dirty old man!

Save the trees and paint the fucker if you must!

Stabil add per directions.

I downloaded it-what now? novice.

Can't say until Halloween.

Everyone lies. One should try and have a reason for lying. I don't know who said lying was bad in the first place. First lie, probably in the Garden of Eden.

An alert cop heard it ticking.

Even if you don't create great things that quite space is essential for all human beings. If you don't have one, make one.

They thought she asked for a club. She beat two stewardesses to death just two weeks before when they were dumb enough to bring her a club.

Keep it in your pants, or Keep your Genes in your jeans. Kids are unessary and expensive.

I'm on the way to the store right now!

The BIG question here is how many peole are dumb enough to buy one of these?