Rather than ass u me ing I rather just stand there saying nothing and looking stupid. Works wonders.

assume makes an ASS out of U and ME

I like my Costco Master card with ID for Costco on the back of the card. I save a lot on gas, tires, food and general merchendise.

What's your number?

I would like to have a program that erases all incoming email according to the parameters I set.

If you can't control yourself you shouldn't even be driving a car.

Not so. They can be a life saver, and I'll bet anything you have a least one, and probably a lot more.

That fuckers tub was already clean! Cheater, cheater

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I treasure your apple peeling video and watch it when I need an uplift.

There are lots of uses for these like a bird bath or outdoor fountian for instance. Hundreds of uses really.

The congregation's have their heads buried in mass media. People who realize they aren't going to get a pension are at least alive, brain wise.

Your'e not far from the truth here Steve. The 2% put all the eligible females to work if a family was to survive, then destroyed the unions so nobody could protest and bargain anymore, them they stripped all the pension funds invested in the market plus ones personal savings (they were generous they only stole about…

You drink pasta water. Switch to beer.

I have just discovered a wonderful tea at Trader Joe's. It is organic, has 20 bags, is a white tea, and is very reasonably priced. As I recall its under $3. Its is named " Ginger Pear"and is one of the best white teas I ever tasted, and I've tasted lot of tea.

I ♥ both quotes. Have you heard Fran Lebowitz take? Your chances of winning are the same if you play or not.

Play the lottery every day, and that will take care of expectations once and for all.

The best strategy is not be where the attack happens. That's what I do, or don't do is a better way of putting it.

Excellent research. Zen monks tap into their creativity by doing simple repetitious chores and paying attention to everything involved in the chore itself. Try it.

A excellent thing to point our attention to is silence while wide awake.