Right you are.

Are you female? If so, I'll let you pet my dog.

You're right, but that doesn't make me truthful.

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Knowledge is power, friend.

If your single don't get any pets. If you want to have lots of women, more than you can even take care of rent a cute dog and walk it where they hang out. They will come to you like a tack goes to a magnet. Trust me on this one guys!

I started teaching my kids how to lie as soon as they knew what a lie was. I just read and believe what a guy said about lying-"If you have to be good at something make it lying. If your good at lying your good at everything else".

Lets us end with a quote from the greatest of them all:

I don't think the two words go together well. Perhaps bastards should replace the word asshole, but then were back to square one.

Maybe the word asshole got me confused.

Should have started here before you began speculating.

It was probably too contradictory to include. Oh! the pain of trying to write the truth.

I REFUSE TO THROW AWAY THE BEST PART OF MYSELF!

Take less to get more. A great business strategy. lol

The old Bell System was perfection, but the government broke it into pieces, and we all pay for that mistake. AT&T is probably the best of the worst.

Actually I don't have that router, they put in a new Netgear and it works well considering The DSL line is coming to my router on old telephone cable that is over 50 years old. I loose my connection about once a day and have to reset the router, and they won't put Uverse in my neighborhood for some unknown reason. I…

If you have DSL from AT&T it doesn't make any difference because nothing helps their shit connections.

They are the stuff of dreams, you know, like.......

I can't think of anything worse than forming habits. The only way to go is to seize the day and welcome whatever comes your way. Robots are programed into forming habits. It is the first step religions use to put you under their god spell. BEWARE of habits like they are the plague.

Too much information. You are immediately pegged as a zombie who doesn't have enough sense to do anything else. (see what I mean) dumbass.