I was joking, because that’s a persistent thing people complain about on Jezebel (and io9 and gawker and the rest of the internet). You can relax.

Jesus Bobby, spoiler much? Right in the headline too, smdh.

Someone please hire Mike Pipper Super GIF Enthusiast as the next producer for the Bond movies ASAP.

Now that she mentions being Bond... I could totally see Idris striding out of the ocean in a speedo...

Almost 20 years is a really, REALLY long time for breast implants to last. Isn’t the average lifespan of them about 10 years?

i wonder how many times he tittyfucked a buddy when drunk.

Giving him a reprieve was a huge mistake. He should have died at the end of the first season, and the secound season should have been the fallout and chaos resulting.

Yeah. I think Aisha Harris was right and they just need to kill off Lucius. Remember when the show first began and he was supposed to be dying anyway?

That looks just like the one I make. Lately, for fun, I have been making eggplant pizzas. They are really good.

They could be really super high waisted underwear, right? (I am a gay male with a small child. I do not know anything about adult female undies and that is something I will not Google at work.)

I assumed it was bigger than usual because she’s pregnant.

Hmmm? I don’t see Michael as always putting himself first. Can you give an example? Maybe I missed an episode or two?

I am 100% rooting for Jane/Michael. Sure, I thought Rafe was sexy as hell (still is) but everything about him is wrong for the life Jane wants. Michael fits into that life perfectly. So what if he’s “boring” (I don’t see it), he’s thoughtful, sweet, and exactly what Jane wants. I really hope this isn’t the end of him.

I am with you 100%. I don’t know why people think he’s safe, he’s supportive and caring. Rafael gets a lot of attention for his looks, but he is super selfish and super self destructive.

As a latina, this show SPEAKS TO ME. My mom and I talk about it constantly, and I’ve never been able to relate to a character more than I relate to Jane. And oh man, when Michael said his vows in Spanish, I DIED. Like, I was ugly crying. I can’t imagine having a partner do something so personal and thoughtful. It was…

I agree with you! I love Michael. Maybe because he reminds me of my safe, and really nice boyfriend. I just really reeeeeally don’t like the idea of Rafael and Jane back together. I was actually kinda rooting for him and Petra.

Team Michael all the way.

it was unfair to religious nonprofits who might object to the concept of birth control

The bartender denies it. She also went on a rant about him making anti gay remarks, and according to the restaurant, he’s gay himself. I’m taking RR’s story with a pinch of salt (on my fries). There are stories about her being an asshole before.