You know what? I think he actually was. From the minute this guy threw his hat into the ring I never thought he had the slightest interest in being president, he just wanted some attention to sell some books and get his name out there again. And I honestly think he never intended for it to go this far, and now he’s…

So my hot-take on this: this is the beginning of the end for Trump as a GOP nominee, he continues to slip in the polls, Carson over takes him. Whether Carson ultimately get the nomination is besides the point, the point is, Trump gets unseated in this race. HOWEVER, rather than give up, in true Trump fashion, he…

It’s generally not a smart move to insult the voters of an entire early-primary state.

To play Devil’s advocate here, I didn’t know it was Manson’s birthday till this article and I’m a fan of true crime and serial killers. That doesn’t mean I go around and memorize their birthdays. I don’t even know the birthdays of my favorite actors and actresses.

They are both the thirstiest motherfuckers in LA

I’M NOT SAYING IT DOESN’T. I’M JUST SAYING IT DIDNT IN THIS CASE.

BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO FALLS UP STAIRS ENDS UP DOING SO GRACEFULLY AND BEAUTIFULLY, SPREADING THEIR GOWN OUT AS IF THEY WERE A BALLERINA/SWAN HYBRID.

NOT THE FIRST FALL AT THE OSCARS. I WILL NEVER BACK DOWN.

know what would really be cool though

As a former live-in nanny, I found creepy dads to be the exception instead of the rule. In my last role the parents were divorcing and I ended up living w/ the kids and the dad and he mostly just wanted to drink wine and talk about how much he missed his wife after the kids went to bed.

Ok, so last night NY Times and a bunch of others were posting that picture all over the place. Which is great! But made me think, if the painting was of a naked man with his cock out, would any of those news outlets be posting and reposting over and over again naked man cock?? Because I honestly couldn’t imagine them…

Yeah, I tried to cheap out and buy that Maybelline eyeliner once. Not good. Color was way off from the packaging, it was not very opaque, and it flaked. But I also know that when I pay $22 for the Stila versus $8 for Maybelline it’s not because the actual materials cost $14 more. Is anybody so naive as to believe that?

Is anyone really surprised by that though? I’m well aware of how much more I’m paying at Sephora than at Walgreens - but in addition to many (admittedly not all!) of the products being higher quality, I like the service, the free mini makeovers, the samples, and the returns.

It reads like my... I mean someone's KFC fanfic.

Two ees is feminine. AND NO ONE DESERVES TO BE BEATEN. NO ONE. Being bitchy and small? Well, you were bitchy and small. That does not make you worthy of nothing but being a psycho’s punching bag.

True story: an ex called me out of the blue and invited me to his wedding that week by saying that he was still in love with me and I was so much hotter than his soon to be wife. Did I go? No, because I'm not an insane sociopath. I felt bad for his poor fiancée, whom I never met. Anyone deserves better than that…

Yeah my ex was cheating with a girl when he dumped me. After the breakup She sent me a mocking message on mothers day referencing an abortion I'd had that I assumed my ex had told her about. They weren’t even dating, and didn’t end up together, but fuuuck if I had her address she’d get some horseshit.

I hope it was in haiku form.

I feel like she and Emma Roberts are two of the least pleasant seeming young actresses today, but also have no real reason why! Maybe a combination of rumors of being ‘difficult’ backed by not a lot of TV accomplishment? (Though I admit I don’t watch AHS, which does seem to have flashes of amazingness that I read…

But Emma Roberts sucks too. I’m a little cranky today. Forgive me.