I’M NOT SAYING IT DOESN’T. I’M JUST SAYING IT DIDNT IN THIS CASE.

BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO FALLS UP STAIRS ENDS UP DOING SO GRACEFULLY AND BEAUTIFULLY, SPREADING THEIR GOWN OUT AS IF THEY WERE A BALLERINA/SWAN HYBRID.

NOT THE FIRST FALL AT THE OSCARS. I WILL NEVER BACK DOWN.

know what would really be cool though

As a former live-in nanny, I found creepy dads to be the exception instead of the rule. In my last role the parents were divorcing and I ended up living w/ the kids and the dad and he mostly just wanted to drink wine and talk about how much he missed his wife after the kids went to bed.

Ok, so last night NY Times and a bunch of others were posting that picture all over the place. Which is great! But made me think, if the painting was of a naked man with his cock out, would any of those news outlets be posting and reposting over and over again naked man cock?? Because I honestly couldn’t imagine them…

Yeah, I tried to cheap out and buy that Maybelline eyeliner once. Not good. Color was way off from the packaging, it was not very opaque, and it flaked. But I also know that when I pay $22 for the Stila versus $8 for Maybelline it’s not because the actual materials cost $14 more. Is anybody so naive as to believe that?

Is anyone really surprised by that though? I’m well aware of how much more I’m paying at Sephora than at Walgreens - but in addition to many (admittedly not all!) of the products being higher quality, I like the service, the free mini makeovers, the samples, and the returns.

It reads like my... I mean someone's KFC fanfic.

Two ees is feminine. AND NO ONE DESERVES TO BE BEATEN. NO ONE. Being bitchy and small? Well, you were bitchy and small. That does not make you worthy of nothing but being a psycho’s punching bag.

Here’s a really good example of what can happen when a good samaritan tries to intervene. The initial victim of violence pleads for help, Matthew Leone, the samaritan, tries to help and literally gets his head kicked in, the original victim sees all that happen but leaves with her abuser while the samaritan lies…

True story: an ex called me out of the blue and invited me to his wedding that week by saying that he was still in love with me and I was so much hotter than his soon to be wife. Did I go? No, because I'm not an insane sociopath. I felt bad for his poor fiancée, whom I never met. Anyone deserves better than that…

Yeah my ex was cheating with a girl when he dumped me. After the breakup She sent me a mocking message on mothers day referencing an abortion I'd had that I assumed my ex had told her about. They weren’t even dating, and didn’t end up together, but fuuuck if I had her address she’d get some horseshit.

I hope it was in haiku form.

Adding a bunch of hyperbolic irrational stuff like that totally makes me inclined to discount anything else she has to say about the events. I understand being reaaaally fucking riled up if something like this happened to me, but I can’t imagine going on a multi-day online smackdown spree and throwing out completely…

Yeah, my pity levels significantly dropped at that point.

Her own version of the events is poking holes in the story she posted on Tumblr. She and a friend were in a fight with a couple, she maced them, and then got indignant when the bar they happened to be in front of wanted nothing to do with their noise? It seems like she has a massive chip on her shoulder, what with…

Ugh I wish I could be in charge of the show. It’s been so bad for nearly a decade now. The last real good VSFS was in 2006. Best was 2005. Outfits, music, set, models (minus Heidi and Tyra; I don’t like them) were perfect. I don’t know what changed. The only good thing left about VS is Candice. And Adriana too

I feel like she and Emma Roberts are two of the least pleasant seeming young actresses today, but also have no real reason why! Maybe a combination of rumors of being ‘difficult’ backed by not a lot of TV accomplishment? (Though I admit I don’t watch AHS, which does seem to have flashes of amazingness that I read…

But Emma Roberts sucks too. I’m a little cranky today. Forgive me.