LOL Pear and Job.

I mean, when was the last time either of them had any kind of “Hollywood success”? I don’t think Jessica Simpson has been on screen in over ten years, and yet we still all know who she is and buy her wares.

“Light your skin on fire before you go outside - now you don’t have to worry about sunscreen!”

I am so over all the people in this “all natural” movement. Snake venom is natural. Spiders are natural. FIRE IS NATURAL.

Live and learn, right?

Wow.

He is shady as fuck. Don’t bang him.

I’m thinking that any guy who says he “respects you” too much to fuck you is not worth another thought. That is such bullshit.

My revenge was getting him all ready to bang and then asking if his gf makes him as hard as I did. Then I left.

I was at a friend’s house for a bbq and saw a beard speaking nonsense, and I wanted to angry-fuck him immediately. We went to his house and he had children-stuff all over. WHILE we were having sex, he continually talked about his ex baby mama.

I fucked a guy who had a male roommate who I’m almost certain wasn’t just a roommate. I’ve seen 20 something guy houses and this seemed too domestic. Anyway, he fucked me six ways from Sunday. I went back one more time, then I left the country. This dude’s sex game was pure magic.

OH GOD this is so horrifically familiar. Only in my case, the guy told me that he lived apart from his baby mother (he didn’t) and one day she went through his text messages and started messaging me. Yeah.

I'm not talking about a restaurant or the park or a store. I'm totally fine with kids there. I'm talking about a BAR. Fuck off.

Personally, if your kids are quiet and well-behaved or they can be amused with coloring/i-phones/whatever.

Hey, I never did either! I fully admit that! Trust, I would LOVE to have a live-in nanny, and have the ability to go everywhere, child-free, all the time. I love my kid and all, but I have no delusions that he is universally loved. Shit, I'm his MOTHER and when I'm out and about, I wish it wasn't tethered to a baby.

That too. I find it strange that people get bent out of shape when they see a baby or toddler on a plane or something like that. How exactly are kids supposed to be socialized if they are staying at home all the time?

Totally. This very much depends on the kid. We had a 5 year old with us on my husband's last work retreat (not ours because I actually like to retreat) and we went to a different upscale restaurant every night and she was not a problem. I'm sure most people had no idea. She was eating foie gras and bone marrow. Lol.

My daughter is usually amazing at restaurants. She "talks" now, so she's a bit noisier than she used to be, but she's normally an angel. Even my in-laws were able to take her to a an expensive hibachi/sushi place and they received glowing appreciation of my daughter's behavior. Even servers have gone out of their way…

So many inappropriate places. I don't know if you've ever been to the Vegas strip but after midnight you can still find some people pushing their kids' strollers around from casino bar to casino bar. Disturbing.

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