Counterpoint: Dave is adorable and less insufferable.

You would be incorrect with your assumption. Alligators in the wild are pretty docile. They don’t normally associate people with food unless someone starts feeding them, because we are larger than their normal prey...but little kids aren’t. Gators eat dogs a lot and a 2yo isn’t much bigger than a medium-sized dog.…

The thing I don’t get is why every damn one of them is so adorable. Even when they aren’t in all the gear. Even the older guys. Maybe I just have my firefighter goggles on but daaammmn.

stassi could have been the queen of bravo but she was too dumb to play her cards right

Because water finds its level, and they’re all disgusting.

because he is a garbage person trying to pretend he’s not

I’m sorry but I need to eat this.

That’s assuming the other woman knew the man was married. We depend on our partners to be honest about who they are and whether they are attached, whether they are in an open relationship, whether they are separated or together if they are still legally married. Though we know that people do lie about those things,…

How can you break a vow if you weren’t the one who made the vow? Not that I think shagging someone else’s spouse is a great thing to do, but it’s not adultery if you’re not married, surely?

Yea, I... errrr, she went scorched earth on that bridge. The story only gets better, but will not be put on a public publication due to possible legal repercussions at some point down the road;) Good Riddance I say!

Tell your “friend” that was a damn satisfying revenge story.

I guess you're not black. Lol. She was on Martin and Everybody hates Chris.

This is almost as good as my “friend” who had her child’s deadbeat father car towed to a parking lot after kicking him out, and then proceeded to fill it with used baby diapers after she got a myspace message from the other woman informing her she was knocked up with his kid also.

No these prices won't last. Sell and go in February when the market and NY temps are cold.

He’s over on the Gawker side, loves Greek yogurt and squats, hates successful people...

A frenemy of mine from college recently posted to our alumni email board looking to sell two tickets she had gotten on some kind of secondary market but couldn’t use. I believe the phrase “a steal” was used in the vicinity of “$1,400.”

I would have added The Meatpacking District to the list, but this is pretty solid.

Also, the farther north you go in Central Park, it gets less crowded and the more “woodsy.”

Well your right about at least one thing, you do sound like an old guy ranting .

I feel like they should have put St Marks Pl instead...