I can’t believe she is only 30. I feel like I have been hearing about her shenanigans for eons.

Whether or not she’s still a millionaire is.............debatable.

Right? At first I thought maybe he's just good naturedly teasing her about her food passion but man he really escalated on Twitter! I hope she dumps his ass and finds someone who respects her pizza boundaries.

I love this post almost as much as I love the comments. You are all beautiful. Thank you. Don’t touch my fucking pizza I will cut you.

What's your secret??

Stealing food is garbage person behavior. A person who steals Talenti gelato is a monster.

I taught my SO how to reheat pasta with a cream sauce without it separating. You would have thought I was the second coming of Christ.

she offered to buy me something and I ain’t want nuffn. but when she got it, I did. what’s da big idea give me a piece and stfu

When we first moved in together my boyfriend ate my leftover thai food while I was at work once.

Talenti is expensive! If someone touched my Talenti Raspberry, I’d be pissed.

You can tell he’s constantly pulling this bait-and-switch nonsense and then blaming her for not reading his inconsistent mind. He’s not good in bed. This much is obvious.

Normally I’d be more annoyed with Luann but Bethenny and Carole are so goddamn annoying and insufferable that I almost welcome Luann and her happiness - whether it’s real or not.

If I never hear any of these women talk about their fibroids or “pistachio” again, it will be too soon. I’ll take LuAnn’s storyline over that of Bethenny and Jules any day.

I LOVE LUANN AND THAT SHE LOVES TO SLEEP AROUND AND LOVES LOVE! her special was amazing. i’m sure she has an open relationship with this guy NEWAY

Good take. I still can't believe he did the husband/parent thing with Blake. Given his hook-up history, I can easily imagine him boning (gasp), wait for it.....TAYLOR SWIFT.

If nothing else, I love all the goofy memes its inspired (apologies for the size).

Going from Alanis to Scarlett to Blake just screeaaams that prefers women who don’t....think too hard.

“Grandma”?

Ryan. You are calling out dick pic dudes. After your lap-sitting photo op with Tay and Tom, you have lost your calling-out rights.

Even worse. It’s like a parody of a word salad!