Is this Calvin and Hobbs inspired? Or am I just old for thinking of Calvin and Hobbs....

Kind of a weird flex for Bugatti mentioning Nevada when they won’t let anyone else run on their glass smooth test track designed specifically for top speed runs. Watching the in car videos of the two runs it’s pretty clear which run was more difficult to pull off. 

btw, we could get this done much more quickly if we were willing to break a few eggs...

He’s not the best in survival situations...

Uber and Lyft ripping off drivers?

lol the fact that you think no one likes Spawn is hilarious. 

I’ll give you that. But neither can hold a candle to the 300ZX.

Oh, shut the fuuuuuuuck up.

The assholes who are blaming video games for Vanilla Isis can go fuck themselves with a rusty chainsaw. Those were two different grown ass men who wanted to lash out at non-White people because they feel entitled to everything and they’re terrified by their irrelevance.

I think lapped cars should be allowed to turn around and drive in the opposite direction at full throttle, take out a few opponents, then pause and hit ‘Restart Race’.

...wait, what are we talking about again?

... That he liked underage girls? 

As this isn’t that common knowledge, the title really should have been:

 It means "wanker" in Spanish. 

married to singer EGOT-winner John Legend,

How silly of me to compare a device someone rides down a sidewalk at more than walking speed to a device someone rides down a sidewalk at more than walking speed, as equally inimical to pedestrians.

People need to just walk more.

If my understanding of history repeating itself is correct, 200 hundred years from now, a certain group of people will claim that the impending civil war was the result of a states’ rights debate over car efficiency standards instead of the gross mistreatment of African Americans by pretty much all of our institutions.

I actually liked it. But then again... I also like double anchovies on my pizza.

Ha, yeah there were a few variations of this too. This one is pretty good: