Is your dog Rusty ?

Cats...

David Tracy DIY

No, no - the Jalop Laser should ONLY be purchased used, at 25% of original MSRP.

They make it in handheld form!? CAN WE ALL CHIP IN AND GET DAVID TRACY ONE?!

A few big noticeable things:

Looks like the inside of a casket and I love it.

My old, 25 horsepower Subaru 360 used a lawn tractor battery and that, combined with a weak generator, meant that the battery would always die in very cold weather. So, in the winter, I would disconnect the battery and bring it inside with me if the car was going to be parked for a while. College classrooms, my job,…

My 1958 Belvedere consumes the souls of Jason Torchinsky’s enemies until the coolant temp reaches 95˚C.

STI’s power steering pump moans like a B list porn star.

Transmission shifts hard when it’s cold but buttery smooth when it’s warm. Brought it to dealership and multiple shops and was told that this is “normal.” This is for a B8 Audi A4.

at first glance I thought the interior was from a ‘79 Trans Am

I submit the Lotus Europa:

Imma let you finish but the epitome of car interior is in the W124 Mercedes-Benz, especially a base model 300E.

Now it we’re talking MECHANICALLY...

Junior in high school. Mid-‘80s was a good time to be a teen.

This car is older than 75% of the people on this site.

Why did I read that in a Stephen King Old Man From Maine accent/voice?

Ben Hur