Do what I did, don’t have kids. Easy peasy.

People aren’t lining up to spend $40k+ on new trucks for lack of better options. Blame the consumer, not the company.

NEUTRAL:

Ain’t nothing subtle with that one mate

There is almost no downside to rebranding the team, especially now that Cleveland is poised to be good for the next half decade or so. The folks who would ordinarily losses off about such a change aren’t suddenly going to start hating the team now that they’re good.

Can we just make it totally okay to name teams that are insulting to white people then? I’d be okay if the Harlem Globe Trotters spent their nights wiping The Washington Pale Faces off the face of the earth.

Maybe something more subtle like the Raiders changing their name to The Las Vegas Serial Killers. You know…

Especially once Cleveland’s fanbase is flush with cash from all the manufacturing jobs that return from overseas.

I don’t see what the problem is and why they don’t just abandon it. Fans are going to stop watching all of a sudden because of a logo now that the Indians are good? Change the logo and eventually the fact that it was ever chief wahoo will become an MLB trivia answer.

He’s a real Rembearandt.

Some girl I knew in college starting doing “performance art” after graduation. Her youtube videos consisted of her being naked and screaming while dumping paint over herself.

Betsy DeVos should put this bear in charge of school art programs. Then shoot it.

He sent it to me, he’s with his “kid” being a “dad”

Grandkids.

Still better than all of his matches against Lesnar.

In case you’re having trouble making out all the audio, here’s a transcript of how that all went down:

Aside: The Falcons should go back to those ‘90s uniforms permanently.

“Irsay dropped this minor bomb”

I can state with confidence that a 2006 Cadillac STS V8 rental was up for having a 150 HP nitrous shot tapped in just after the air filter and controlled by a pushbutton switch for a full bottle of use with no additional fuel supplied beyond the factory injectors. It ran a 13.1 in the quarter mile (Atlanta Dragway)…

I may need to try this with my next rental car. You know, for science.