Those aren’t all women, right? I just had lasik and I’m nervous about my vision.

The philosophy of the artwork relates to the idea of the sacred feminine.

But, what about that guy in the middle with the upper body that looks as though it has been bbq’d? Shouldn’t he be seeking medical attention, not looking to roast his nuts and wiener, too?

So ... many ... testicles

If he asked for 100 women and their cats he could have gotten them all from Jezebel.

Alternatively, if he was a bit older and in mid-life crisis mode he would have been at the local Porsche dealer....

As you point out it’s gator mating season. He was just looking for a good deal on a minivan to take his soon to be new kids around.

His nickname is “Silence,” which can easily be modified to something less bossy

I love the guy who’s mean muggin’ on the left.

Extremely Presidential of Obama. Truly would expect nothing more from an embattled World Leader.