The idea is to land near her, carry her to the helo and load her inside, negating the need to hook her up to Mr Toad’s Wild Ride to begin with.

I'd imagine quite a bit of dirt and gravel would get trapped in there as well.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Chevörd sounds like a goat cheese.

The ending that calls out “Office Space” is gold.

Wait, your coworker didn’t endlessly clown you for thinking Vanilla Ice was Sir Mix-A-Lot?

As opposed to what, conventional keys ?

Maybe because you don’t have to fiddle with said key. Just leave it in you pocket. You approach the car it unlocks, then you press the button.

You could easily fit a WOLFPAC 4100 in there.

Underground tunnels handle earthquakes better than just about any man made structure.

There isn’t going to be any thermal cycling, frost heaving, overweight vehicles, or ground subsidence issues. The pavement should remain near perfect for the foreseeable future.

Welp, that badge is ruined for me now.

I will never be able to look at this logo the same way again...

Just as important question:

Hello to the Audi R8 guest starring in the videos.

CHP: We are closing the highway to the danger zone.

They hate the “West” because the west provides an attractive alternative to life under theocratic rule. Remove the alternative, and the subjects live with blissful ignorance.

What are these policies specifically? Because I’ve read ISIS’s Dabiq article where they specifically outline, in excellently written English called “Why We Hate You”. It has almost nothing to do with foreign policy and everything to do with the UnIslamic nature of the West.

There’s still milk delivery? What a quaint little country.