They got 63 fighter jets for $23.6M? You can buy a fighter jet, even a 40 year old one, with two extra engines, for not much more than a 911 GT2 RS? That’s crazy!

Exactly. So this isn’t Texas’s air force, it’s some private company’s air force. I replied to a comment saying,

I think the idea is they learn a lot more than flying an empty sky, and it’s cheaper and less risky than flying against our own planes

Many states have an air national guard. 

That’s possibly the most preposterous part of all of this. They are doing it with a f*cking slip-on.

Well, it’s a fact anyway. I guess.

Go to the local parts store. Fir $10 you can get a socket that will remove any locking lug nut instantly.  

There very easy to tap and take off, but you have to destroy them.. so it’s more like a system to keep your lug nuts and not you rims

im a welder.... i see fire anywhere near a gas tank i run

I’m just here to say that I never realized Cincinnati was the same shape as Alaska and that it’s freaking me out.

I’m guessing they have a rewind function.

Jesus. The worst offenders at my office just talk on the phone or eat in the stall (which might be worse than jerking it).

MMA Fighter Beats Off Onlooker

I have never needed more than one hand

“visibly erect, making noises and groaning.”

... the heavier it is, the more it’s affected by gravity, the faster it falls.

I want to see somebody cover their vehicle with inflatable sex dolls

They also should have a cannon that can throw stuff at exactly the speed of terminal velocity when the object reaches the car, and throw in the same spots every time.

If a local newscaster approached me in high school and said I was going to be on TV and all I had to do was huck stuff at junkyard cars, I’d probably consider that the best day of my life. That wouldn’t have been a tough sell