Millie Bobby Brown looks so grown up!! they grow up so fast and she’s such a little cutie pie i hope she stays like this for a long time to come :’)

Counterpoint: No, they do not.

Nothing drives me crazier than when people say “we” or “they” are pregnant. No, SHE is pregnant. HE is still drinking alcohol and wearing his normal clothes and sleeping on his stomach and not having strangers try to touch his belly in public.

When they were kids, if one of my sons had needed glasses, my reaction would’ve been more along the lines of, “Well shit I wonder how many times I gonna have to replace these before he gets a full time job of his own.”

I’m waiting for her to write a song about all of her FedExes

Now we just have to get the president to sexually harass a cartoon character.

“Maybe I have overlearned the lesson of staying calm, biting my tongue, digging my fingernails into a clenched fist, smiling all the while, determined to present a composed face to the world.”

If Louise had one tiny bit of class (I know that’s a ridiculous thought) she would go on Jenni’s website and donate every single penny Jenni’s friend needs for his medical bills, anonymously and quietly. Just do something decent with all that money she isn’t spending on her hair.

I understand as an old white dude, I may not “get it,” but I’m not seeing this song as an example of a talented rapper. The lyrics are simple, with no clever word play that I could hear, delivered in a stilted style over an uninspiring soundscape. Yes it is great that a female rapper break back into the top 10, but…

It’s a flat tax. 6 minutes of sex that can best be described as ‘uncomfortable’ with a dude who looks like a well-dressed suburban Ohio middle school vice principal, every Saturday at 8:30 pm on the dot. But you can write off the 4 martinis required to get you pleasantly fuzzy prior to the act, so there’s that.

Good grief.

Right? 146 dates in one year? Jesus fucking christ lady, just thinking about that makes my brain hurt.

So am I a horrible person if I laughed at “Who drove the car into the crowd? Hillary’s emails?” Because I did laugh. Because that was funny.

When The Terminator is way more thoughtful and articulate than the President of the US, you know things are fucked up indeed.

My current fetus is sponsored by beers in the driveway on a Saturday evening.

Saw this a couple weeks ago and had a blast. Haddish was *committed* in that role and definitely made it worth the price of admission. The rest were fine but she elevated the whole movie for me.

I don’t know who he is, but he looks like all three Hansons melded into one.

Your chosen quoted passage literally says “yes, black people were abused. But that’s no excuse for them not to go ahead and do it, because the end result justifies the means.”