Just wait, Tomi Lahren is up for that seat next.

i assume that Trump has never in his life been in the same room as mutually-pleasurable sexual intercourse. It might be good for him.

Better question: Would you hire Russian prostitutes to urinate on the bed of the AirBnB where Trump was conceived?

This should’ve been called “Lone Survivor: Joy Behar”

Around here, we call that kind of sex “skinny repeal.” It’s not what you promised, it’s not what you were hoping for, no one is really satisfied, and you know it will lead to big problems in the future ... but maybe better than nothing?

This is way off topic but it’s a story I feel only you Jezzies will appreciate.

Yup. Absolutely. Every single woman on this earth knows that fucking pull away.

So, lackfuckster?

I thought that Justin and Blac Chyna had drama with each other and was like

this stuff is chock full of harpohydrates.

It me.

A male feminist walks into a bar

Re: Hudgens’s hair

But—but, Misfit, how else is the audience to know that even though she is a powerful, intelligent woman who can handle her own shit, she is also Fuckable, and therefore, not as threatening to the manhood of the viewership?

I would still pay.

I would have paid to see a shark eat Donald Trump.

They were usually pretty kind to each other, but they were funny with their “overall experience” ratings which was all you would really see them give. “I’m giving her wedding a 4/10. She looked so beautiful, the food was awesome, and I had the most fun ever. However, it was hot during the ceremony.”

Kimsaprincess, Inc. sounds like an AOL email address that someone picked out as a kid and/or like one of those businesses that gets started by a very entrepreneurial 11-year-old and then gets picked up by Whole Foods.