You know, if this is your response to women sharing their stories of abuse—whatever race they are—I wouldn’t be surprised if you were a perpetrator yourself, because to speak that way speaks to a deeply insensitive, sociopathic and abusive mentality. Additionally, it might behoove your backwards ass to research before…

I hope they measured the snake in inches. You know...because they don’t have feet..

Grammarian Hot Take:

Slapping a car is the common gesture for “Hey! You are the driver I have been waiting for, but you appear to be passing by without seeing me!”

If Kim Kardashian West can mobilise her fans to come out in support of the ACA then we should stop bitching about her for a month.

Am I the only person who thinks that district looks like male genitalia fucking the rest of the state?

I had to stop reading halfway through. Why do we have to fucking dissect everything? Some people want to go have a crazy weekend, others want quiet and fun, others want nothing at all. Who cares? NOT EVERYTHING IS A MAJOR FEMINIST ISSUE.

Trump: So how do you do to get that Trump Merit badge, scouts!?

That’s what I tell to my unicorn everyday because he gets so scared.

IDK..... I super stoked about my 34th birthday week in NOLA.... I’ve been loosing weight and stocking up on super slutty dresses for weeks

You spelled “definition” wrong.

Since mine heard they were being done with lasers he’s become so psyched about getting one you’d think Jedi robes were involved. This party sounds like a step in that direction.

I once read a saying regarding male birth control that it’s better to unload the gun (or load it with blanks) than to fire at a bulletproof vest.

Seriously. I realize a tubal is much more invasive and complicated, but I bet none of these doctors performing “brosectomies” refused some men as patients since they might change their mind later.

Hmmm, Wonder Woman did great, now Girls Trip is opening strong. It’s almost as if movies not aimed at men ages 18-24 can STILL MAKE MONEY.

Well he did say he was going to push Trump’s agenda.

Just different types of avocado toast bankrupting the youth of this generation.

In addition to Chance, the lineup included Kyle, PnB Rock, and ANoyd.

Somewhat unrelated, but we are now getting to the age where younger people don’t remember 9/11, and I’m finding it so weird. September 11th literally changed the direction of my entire life (I’m 31), and when just-out-of-college co-workers look at me like I’m a dinosaur when I say I was in Iraq, I can’t get my head…

I FEEL THIS SO HARD. Recently, I was petting and giving kisses to my Doge and literally started crying because she was so fucking cute and perfect.