It’s fairly obvious that it’s Colin Jost, no?

One sure sign this is correct: every single person (read: psycho) that has an inspirational quote in their email signature uses some odd ass font for the quote. Exponential crazy.

You know that fucker was making them buy name brand.

If he had the Target Red Card, he could have saved 5%, and his bail would only be $950,000.

Could have been worse, it could have been Walmart.

Well, good. A handful of people might still go to music festivals for the joy of music, but most are going for a revelry culture that involves copious amounts of drugs. If you’re going to profit off of that, and festivals do!, then you need to have properly trained medical staff to deal with the stupidity you’re…

The way her family is handling this makes me so happy. “Carrie Fisher maybe died because of drugs!” “Yup, that’s probably true. What’s your point?” I think not being afraid to acknowledge these things, and to say, “We loved her anyway” is so huge in decreasing stigma and helping other families see the light.

Hm. Am I the only one not buying the fact that Pam Anderson  casually tosses about phrases like ‘Pyrrhic Victory’ in everyday conversation?

She could have been holding a knife because she was barbecuing in the backyard! She could have been holding a knife because she was afraid of the burglar she called them about (yes, mental issues, I know, but...)! IT’S NOT ILLEGAL TO HOLD A KNIFE.

that katherine heigl blog post is chock full of REALLY HELPFUL STUFF, you guys.

Rami in the hoodie

Well done for publicly admitting you don’t like people trolling you.

Oh, boy, the Fyre Festival of urban housing.

This is the perfect encapsulation of everything wrong in the general population right now.

Congratulations to Julia. 10 Things I Hate About You remains one of my favourite movies to this day. The first time I watched it, I had been bullied into sex by my abusive ex the day before, and hadn’t realised it was okay to regret sex afterwards. Also Kat was my feminist hero at a time I was told because women could…

What’s crazy about this is Yolanda, Gigi and Bella’s mom, spoke out against tiny glasses in a closet tour not but two years ago!!!

Ivanka’s “job”: Show up somewhere dressed expensively, look concerned/understanding, nod, mention the word “women”, and the day’s work is done!

“It is hard. There’s a level of viciousness that I was not expecting,”