These “America First” people sure do seem to wind up working for wealthy foreign entities a lot.

“I think, nowadays, sadly, money trumps patriotism. Especially, recently, I personally feel like we’re not really very patriotic, the country, in a certain sense. They want these movies to succeed internationally, so they’re going to dial back.”

OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME THEY PRANK CALL HIM ON THIS LINE.

What’s Russian for “How do you do, fellow kids?”

“This song is so great!!!”

and her boyfriend, Ross Mechanic

Totally believe you, Tiger!

I count 138 characters. If he had replaced “w/” with “with”, it would have been 140 exactly. It seems almost intentionally disrespectful to use an abbreviation like that; why the odd informality unless it doesn’t really matter?

“According to ABC, one parent posted on social media that students should respect Ryan because he has a fancy job, no matter how much you may want health insurance someday.”

Yeah, Cosby, because the thought of someone making you ingest something against your will and knowledge is pretty fucking horrifying, huh?

Gauthier is adorable.

Gee, I wonder if the dude who she had sex with was banned as well?

If this little goat pellet had been born into a different family, he’d be lucky to be a waiter an Applebees.

I don’t know, some people watching this interview might see kooky. I just see medicated.

Totino’s will forever taste sweetly melancholy.

It makes me want to cry that our female candidate knew she had to practice not being physically intimidated by her opposition.