Please, you are talking about people who trashed Michelle Obama for wearing sleeveless dresses, but think Melania’s nude photos are just fine.

Well on the bright (?) side, it’ll be underwater in a few years’ time with the current administration’s energy and climate policies...

Truly, one of the greatest of all time.

I love the look on her daughter’s face in that family photo with her kids. You just know she raised children with OPINIONS.

Despite the Victorian-era practice of not smiling or displaying emotion in photographs, there’s a slight cat-ate-the-canary smile around her mouth in the top photo. It’s gorgeous.

See, she reminds me of the awkward, gawky girl who would have been made fun of by the popular girls, and developed this weird, competitive drive that has literally been eaten her alive ever since.

These look like the dress version of these to me:

I wonder how many signs you would have to make to equal the cost of an IUD.

Wow, I didn’t realize it was possible to love Ewan McGregor more than I already did.

Haha, I’m imagining telling some dude *after* “It was not a satisfactory lumber experience, friend.”

Brown’s offensive reference to the wrong ethnic origin goes nicely with Ansari’s joke about people telling him to “go back to...the country you’re from!”. His follow up is that the racists tend to not be geography buffs.

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”

This reminds me of how I smile at my boss when we make eye contact and then after she turns aways I crinkle my nose in distaste.

Yeah, that’ll make the first-time marchers feel great. Can we stop picking at people who gave enough of a shit to come out and march in January, and then tell them it isn’t good enough? I think all women need to be respectful of the new-to-protest women who are now galvanized. Coming together on commonalities and…

Marley & Me was the last dog dies at the end movie I will ever see and that’s the end of that.

When I was working in the media, I had to monitor the Letters to the Editor, and every week, without fault, we would get a dozen e-mails around the lines “Why don’t know the truth about Benghazi?” well into 2014 because a dozen inquires, millions of dollars spent and plenty of books from reputatble writers wasn’t…

Relax, it’s only light treason.