OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.

Too bad someone didn’t give him a Third Reich in the kisser.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

Yes. Also, Michelle is allowed to have more emotions than just love for Barack (although obviously important). She’s allowed to poke at him, mock his dancing, display displeasure, and basically, be a fucking human being. All Melania’s allowed to do is say how amazing her husband is, how the media hates them, and wear…

These guys are made of 4/5ths neck-wattle. 

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

i think that melania does herself no favors standing next to FLOTUS. the genuine warmth next to the steely coldness of excess botox and lack of a soul is very jarring.

Ambassador to Israel.

What cabinet position do you think Trump will offer the Chrissy Teigen’s paparazzo?

IT WAS FUNNY JOKE HA HA HA.

So now we have Senators pushing drugs on the Senate floor? Isn’t it illegal to give narcotics to someone without a Rx?

Is it bad that I always read his name as “Greedy Fuckface McFuckerson?”

Is it bad that I always read his name as “Munchkin”? :(

Isn’t that ironic?

She’s here, to remind him, of the cash he stole when he went away.

‘Cause he had one hand in her pocket, and the other one was depositing all of her money in a Swiss bank account.

Autonomy over one’s own body is a right.

Or if you are against abortion, how about making it so that everyone is given a proper, comprehensive sex education and easy and cheap access to birth control and sexual health care. Guarantee with those things, the abortion rate will drastically drop.

I think you can be a feminist and anti-abortion, but you can’t be a feminist and be anti-choice. Feminism isn’t about the right to “live out our womenhood.” It’s about working to liberate women from the oppression of the kyriarchy. Feminists don’t have to see abortion as an option for themselves, but attempting to…