not to throw more trash on this fire, but word on the street is those eggos came in a stranger things swag bag he was given at a premiere.

He is.

I think if you got Diego Luna and the actor who plays Jaime on Broad City together in one room, the universe would automatically heal itself and we would go back in time to December 2015 for a do-over.

Wat.

Diego Luna is adorable.

hope his last name ain’t Ferdinand.

Enrique needs auto-tune? Before or after the mole removal? I ask because I think the mole gave him special powers.

Pictured: Trump and his private security team.

I’d settle for a “when he fucks me good I take his ass to Red Lobster.” myself.

Eva was on Green Acres! I love that theme song.

I rather like this one.

I predict this will be a follow up headline sometime in the next four years:

Doesn’t that say more about the police than it does about the barbers, though? Its not that barbers need less training, police just need more. I sure as hell want the person cutting my hair to have spent 1500 hours learning to not make me look any worse than I already do.

Carolers are musical terrorists. As a girl scout, our troop leaders took us around the neighborhood once every December, and I do not once remember ever seeing anyone look pleased to see us.

Meanwhile Tiffany Trump is still out in the cold.

I kind of just want to give Huma a hug. And then send her on a long vacation.

Holllllly Moly how much peroxide is in that picture

Now, now, I think Republican state houses in Wisconsin and NC and other places that drastically curtailed the voting rights of their minority constituents deserve a lot of credit too!

Did you have to mention Trump?