For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

Although I don’t have a medical degree and am a man, I’ve decided to pursue a head OB/GYN role since I spent the most formative parts of my life in utero. You’re an inspiration to us all, Dr. Carson.

She straddles the line between hilarious and insufferable very, very well. The majority of the time I find the things she does highly entertaining, even though someone else doing something similar would just piss me off.

I confess I didn’t. I was too horrified about the defacing of the table in the library. I suck at “awareness,” I guess.

“Let’s face it, he’s going to look out for corporations, to make things work for them, to bring jobs back home,” Terry said. “And as things trickle down — as they’re going to because it’s America — the little guy will get something, too.”

“As things trickle down...” that guy should look up where we get that saying from.

I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

And the blown out eye. That’s creepy, too.

Hey you guys how about this idea for a fish-out-of-water movie about empowerment of women?? Please tell me what you think:

More like Slaytanists!!!!

I have and now there’s a unicorn that knocks on my window every night. It doesn’t say anything, just let’s me know it’s there.

Mimi can do no wrong. Her concert was the first concert I ever attended as a 13 year old, and her twenty something outfit changes made a profound impact on the person I am today. We Belong Together is criminally underrated.

I’m sure the Donald insists on a bit of tongue.

I guess when you drain the swamp, you get to see what’s living in the muck at the bottom of it...

Someone this hateful has a Grindr profile somewhere. Get on it internet.

This tape would be so much better.

That makes Hiddleswift look legit.

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS