Any Jezzies out there who’ve quit drinking or are thinking about it? I haven’t been around in a while, but I wanted to pop in because I’m stoked that I haven’t had any booze in 5 months! So far I’ve lost 15 pounds and saved a couple thousand dollars. If you’re thinking about it, check out the stopdrinking subreddit.…

Yeah, we know. Trump was elected because racist people want to keep being racist and celebrate racist people.

ICE existed before 2003 as the INS, Immigration and Naturalization Service.  This is not a new problem; however, their cruelty has increased as they have been allowed free reign.

Friendly reminder that ICE was established in 2003. The Simpsons is almost twice as old as this “bonafide law enforcement agency.” It is not good, it is not necessary, and we functioned without it for 227 years. Abolish ICE.

Oh, god, can this just be over? I’m so tired.

Teens defeating Russian bots by not engaging. War Games reboot out in Summer 2020.

File this story in the “Well, duh” category. This is Disney, after all, the company that’s trying to find a way to quietly bring back John Lasseter after his six-month “sabbatical”.

This interview reads like a profile Jezebel would have written a snarky summary of 10 years ago.

Not exactly the sign of a good interview when over half the comments are about the interviewer. The focus should really be on the subject.

THIS. I clicked on this intrigued by (1) a story about *Gina Gershon*, and (2) the headline, thinking I would read about the marvelous work Ms. Gershon has written to fill the void that where roles for women should be and why. Instead it’s about a (admittedly fantastic) role she played 20 years ago and a handful of…

Celeb’s food intake choices during awkward interviews are presumably supposed to give you a window into their “real” personality.

😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

It’s not everyday that I get to sit across from Cristal Connors.

“We can’t do a whole interview about Showgirls,” Gina Gershon exhaled, not five minutes into our conversation at Odeon in Tribeca on May 21. I didn’t mean to exasperate her so soon—I couldn’t help it.

It’s the awkward way to work in that whichever actress is being interviewed LOVES food and boozes and eats it ALL THE TIME and definitely doesn’t have issues with food and has a high metabolism!

Also, see also: me’shell ndegeocello, Christina Hendricks.

I honestly don’t even know why they let Rich do these interviews. He’s terrible at them.

The CliffNotes for those who need:

As long as you aren’t Mexican. He doesn’t want them doing the raping red-blooded American males should be doing.

As long as you aren’t Mexican. He doesnt want them doing the raping red-blooded American males should be doing.