If you get any funnier you'll have to go on a comedy tour with Jeff Dunham.

Agreed, but "Fuck Lobsters" is always a reasonable reaction to anything he says.

If you see her again will you punch her in the left ovary for me? Thanks.

You first.

Because after 2016 what the world needs is MORE campaign trail!

Linda Belcher is the most supportive mother ever on television. She rolls with everything that isn't dangerous and even some things that are. She's the best TV mom.

He knows why.

He already hunted aliens on Key & Peele so it's not really that much of a stretch.

We now live in a world where people have to urge the president to do his job and work for the people. That is a thing. That is a thing we all have to live with.

That's a drop in the bucket of things you don't understand.

Especially when they make statements like "You're always here". Why are these people so bad at blending in?

How does this in any way follow from what I said? Two things can be a tragedy you disingenuous asswad.

Yeah, I had some episodes on my DVR from John Oliver and Samantha Bee from before the election and there was stuff in there that really made me laugh. I had to delete all of it, I can't stomach any of it anymore.

Hey, do you mind? The rest of us have the decency to masturbate in private.

I couldn't even muster a smile for this, I'm still in mourning for my country.

It's possible, it's not exactly the most unique question, but it's one I want to hear from pop culture people.

That's right,Van Susteren, quit. Quit like a Palin.

You got torture porn in my food porn!

Would that we all could beat up our cyber-stalkers with giant fists.

Oh god, I had forgotten about the disembodied head of stern parental warnings.