My mother is a huge fan and I went to see the first Twilight in the theater. She tried to get me to see the second one when it was out on DVD but it was so aggressively bad that I just… walked away. I left the room and watched baseball with my father. That's right, I willingly sat through a baseball game, a sport…

Wrong, the only answer is cobbler.

What one weird trick makes doctors HATE you?

What advice would you give to your younger self from the you of today?

I still don't believe this wasn't an SNL parody that somehow managed to get out of hand.

I have a tiny little black cat (he is edging on a whole 8lbs) who I often call "Little Boy" and one time when he was up where he wasn't supposed to be and I said "What do you think you're doing… Boy?" I just sort of gagged on the "Little" part. It sounded so racist… and he gave me this look like he understood how…

Nothing says "I don't care about being here!" like coming back multiple times after being banned.

I think it was #MasculinitySoFragile and it was supposed to be things like boxes of "Man Tissues" because a man can't possibly use a regular tissue, those are for ladies. And then assholes corrupted it as assholes do.

This newswire is so delicious it must be fattening.

I read that in Cotton Hill's voice.

Yay! Thank you and right back atcha!

Thank you for dirtying yourself, hopefully for a good cause. Because that does give me a better insight.

I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not, so I'm going to respond the best way I know how: with re-purposed Futurama quotes!

Every once in a while I worry about what people I have blocked are trying to say to me. This is one of those times.

Fair.

I understand that it's illogical, I just want to know how they square that circle. Or maybe I don't. Just don't make me talk to nazis, please?

If they banned hate speech I might actually join.

Does anyone actually LIKE internet nazis? They don't seem to like themselves, and people like Trump like using them but don't seem to be all that personally fond of them.

I suppose I'm referring more to antisemitism as a whole, which dates bate further than Nazis, I actually understand how Germany allowed their rise. I saw it happen when my own country decided to scapegoat minorities rather than face real problems with real solutions.

You make an interesting point, although I would posit that his supporters are actually powerless.