So then I get a letter that says "please stop sending deviled eggs to the bishop".

He's a gay man who seeks the money and support of people who hate gays. If that doesn't tell you what kind of person he is, nothing will.

So Simon & Schuster isn't condoning his behavior, they're just funding it. Because that's such a meaningful difference. (She said, rolling her eyes)

Hairnets for everyone cooking on TV!

I can be sympathetic to people getting food poisoning, and I'm sorry you experienced that. I, personally, wash my hands and clean my surfaces obsessively when I cook and it has nothing to do with what someone on TV told me. Watching people on TV wash their hands like they have aggressive OCD is not going to make…

I do that when I'm at home. But only when I'm cooking food only I will be consuming. Which is often. I'm so lonely.

When a man loves a donkey very, very much they do a special grown-up dance and the donkey gives the man his sauce.

My favorite game when I'm watching that show is to figure out where the director finally told him to knock it off. The first dish someone makes Fieri narrates everything that goes in and messes around, the second dish is half done by the time they show and the third one he's standing mostly quiet to the side until…

He does an entire show about preparing poultry with the safest possible methods and I watched it the other day and it's still boring as hell. He barely cooks a single item in that episode where usually he cooks 3-5 because so much time is spent on discussing prep and methods. I get that it's important, but it's boring…

I don't understand the point of this either. I watch a lot of cooking shows, way more than I should, and I have never watched someone deal with raw chicken then cut to doing something else and thought "oh, if they do it then raw chicken is safe to handle now!" If you're that stupid that you don't understand the…

Funny you should mention him because he is really good about telling people to wash their hands when they're dealing with raw meat, switching cutting boards and he even did an entire show about food preparation safety. But yeah, he will put something in the oven, go to commercial and come back when the food is cooked.…

So you're telling me that people who make food on television aren't showing every single step they take? Next you're going to tell me they don't have magic ovens that cook a roast in 45 seconds.

It's very even background noise and when I'm stoned off my ass it's a lot of fun to watch people who know how to cook do so while fending him off.

Tina Belcher eat your heart out!

… What?

Why pay for the cow when Twitter is overflowing with racist milk for free?

I keep picturing Trump throwing the annual easter egg hunt at the white house and two images come to mind: him backing away in startled fear from a small child who wants to hug him and him throwing small children to the ground as he tries to get more eggs than they do.

At the very least she has one of the world's most powerful cults behind her. The Mormons stand for a lot of shit, but they protect their own.

See you next year, Meme.

At least SOMETHING was a bridge too far. Maybe we can work in from here.