Fuck yeah!

Yeah, what the hell? Did the steamroller of unhappiness that is 2016 take out reason and courtesy along with everything else?

That is most wise.

Yes?

In a strange bit of irony, I can only do one of those things.

You do realize that saying that on a new account outs you as someone who was likely already banned here, correct?

… So how about that local sports team, huh?

You're the one who walked into it.

I guess that makes you "nobody".

Look at you, getting off.

Clearly, I have not been reading the right comics.

You're supposed to leave it, not take it.

If I've been pooping wrong, then I don't want to be right.

I'm going to steal that Computer Programming one and send it anyone who asks me what I do for a living from now on.

OH NO! THEY GOT TO BRADLEY!

*shudder*

Yeah, but that's just like your opinion, man.

Michael Bay? James Cameron?

Do be careful with that, it's sharp!

See also: dragonfruit