“two out of three, huh? That’s close to 69% right? Nice.”

This is the same shit Peyton did when he tried to sell his worn uniforms.

It’s not surprising to find that none of the dishes include chocolate. It makes him throw up.

I order those all the time, and I’m not even a member.

It’s where you get Holocaust cloaks. Which are very important, btw. We would have been able to storm Syria’s castle if we had one of those.

Gambhir 13 9(That’s how many runs batsman Gautam Gambhir, the other batsman who didn’t hit the massive dong, has so far in 9 deliveries).

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

He’s very good at collegiate and professional basketball,

Deadspin: “LOL Sixers are tanking; here are 10 million spurious reasons why that’s a bad idea”

That’s great for Russell Westbrook but Mike Trout is still the superior hitter by nearly every advanced metric

Fox is like the hood over my stove. It’s constantly covered in this thin film of tacky, disgusting grease and when you touch it by mistake you recoil.

What’s a nubian?

Even to describe you as a Republican misses the point—you would have certainly run as a Democrat or a Socialist or a Moon Man if that would have been the easiest way to vault yourself to political stardom.

It’s hard to say- there’s a certain something about it that is difficult to describe.

So you’re saying he wouldn’t fit in with their culture?

“With a premise you cannot swallow, Boss Baby will leave a bad taste in your mouth”.

I think it best to wait until the Redskins issue a blanket statement.

Maybe the alcoholism thing was all a big misunderstanding. I mean, it’s easy to understand how people might have thought he had alcohol problems. Everytime he mentioned the Redskins, he was slurring.

I don’t think there’s any chance the Mariners win a bidding war for the one day contract.

If they’re looking for an unoccupied space that’s hosted bowls, how about Mark Davis’ head?