Are you guys going to stop with the puns, Ortiz us with them all day?

I also strongly prefer the smaller ones, since they’re also usually thinner. That way you get a better butter and syrup to pancake ratio!

Not to mention calling themselves a Yankee! I always thought that was mostly reserved for Northeasterners!

For me, it was usually read after breakfast, sprawled out on the floor, trying to keep the dog from sitting on the paper.

That’s the one cut that really disappoints me. When my family moved back to the Philly area around 1993 when I was 11, I remember discovering his columns in the Inquirer. Every Sunday, he took up a whole page talking about rumblings in the league and all the wacky box scores and trivia. And I ate that up. More than…

In 1998, my family was in Tampa on vacation, and we went to a Devil Rays game against the A’s. Rickey Henderson was out in left field, and the fans were heckling him pretty hard. It was bad enough that at one point, he actually turned around to start jawing back at them. While he was turned around, the inning…

As a Phillies fan, I completely forgot about Danny Tartabull. So this read as more of a “Hey, let’s remember some guys” to me.

They can easily fuck this up, unless the homeless population of Cleveland has gotten much more football savvy over the past couple of years.

Sadly, Jose Purrnanedez is no longer with us. He was clearly so joyful playing with the ball.

I don’t know, the thought that O’Malley might have won the general election has occurred to me. Knowing how much my Republican family has LOATHED Hillary forever, I was always worried about how she’d fare in the general election. While I was very happy to vote for her in the general election, I voted for Bernie in…

We had family over one Christmas, and the next morning, I found that my younger cousin, about 8 at the time?, had accidentally erased my Earthbound save, and I wasn’t too far behind where you were. I haven’t been able to go back.

Thank you for this explainer! I’ve got a basic understanding of the rules, but about all I could puzzle out was the “to win” part.

I’m still bitter about that last strike because it cut short season 2 of 30 Rock. They had an absolutely amazing string of episodes that season, and I just wish we got a couple more episodes out of that specific writers room.

I’m not sure I ever need to rewatch the entire movie, but I will probably always find that opening sequence hilarious.

I was coming down into the comments to say just that. Getting a doctor’s office to transfer medical records can take FOREVER, so this would in effect establish a waiting period of indeterminate length. Those sneaky assholes.

The only hatred I get from that picture is that a cape was never even under consideration for my wife’s dress. Serious oversight on our parts, that looks amazing.

That is a good dog, but Mites on Ice is the best. I remember once a kid got turned around and scored on his own team all while one of the “referees” was doing everything possible to warn him off. Then he turns around to celebrate, only to be pushed down by his teammate.

I can gladly go over some diplomacy know-how with this ambitious youngster in between bites of Popeye’s during my lunch break!

Your wife had a PhD? Did they take it away after learning that she enjoyed Monster Jam?

Oh, shit, I hadn’t even considered that! It makes sense that Philly suggested it then, because I think what they’ve said over the years is that they can’t do the kelly green regularly because it would have to be worn with their current helmets.