The suspect has not left the Suez Canal for three weeks.

Nah, Matt Gaetz probably has something fancier than a Santa Fe.

which briefly made us wonder if we were being too nitpicky.

I’ll never get over it, or Macho Grande.  

He looks like someone tried to draw TJ Miller from memory.

He looks like Glass Joe auditioning for the lead in a Vincent van Gogh biopic

He looks like an ice cream man who isn’t allowed to drive his truck near elementary schools.

A waifish hobbit but with smaller feet and none of hobbits’ charm.

He looks like Beaker from the Muppets only with boundary issues.

Thomas Middleditch is what you’d get if you asked someone to draw a caricature of a white man running a pick-up artist seminar at a gaming convention.

He looks like a poorly shaved garden gnome with a pituitary gland disorder.

He looks like he’s both a sailor and a ballet dancer and terrible at both

Thomas Middleditch description dunking thread:

I qualified for the vaccine because I’m technically obese so thank you, Krispy Kreme, for making sure I qualify for the next one as well.

Counterpoint: Coconut is inherently disgusting, so Samoas lose by disqualification.

Wait - they didn’t compare between Little Brownie Bakers and ABC Bakers? “Girl Scout Cookies” are quite different depending on which bakery zone you live in (and hence the confusion between Tagalongs/Peanut Butter Patties - different names for different bakeries). LA is lucky in that while LA itself is a Little…

I will go to sleep tonight with a wry smile across my face.

lmaoooooooooo it was 100% a Pontiac 

I’ve not seen a good Frank Stalloning in ages. Thank you for this. 

Oh yeah? Well, my wardrobe leads to the magical world of wonder and whimsy called...