Only association Trump Jr. has with The Cat in the Hat is that Daddy called him and Eric Thing One and Thing Two.

That last “Ted” really does it. 

Come on, Ted needs to be resurrected.

Yes, but Dean Stockwell’s 84 and appears to have retired. And there’s no point to a QL reboot without Dean Stockwell.

God almighty ... with any property that has a whiff of potential nostalgia to it getting a reboot, you’d think Peacock would take a swing at a Quantum Leap miniseries or film ...

Sure hope it ends with Scott Bakula leaping home.

Unfortunately, my hands are tied, we can’t try him once he’s already out of office.

Andre Braugher as Captain Holt as Professor X

If they don’t have a Halloween Heist and a Doug Judy episode I will be crushed

My dream of dreams is that they quit the bullshit and realize Harry Potter already made the mold for a magical school story in Western media and the X-Men literally are based in a magical school. Give me a year in the life of a new class of actual students not facing world-ending problems (rip off the spirit of…

Pennsylvania is just Kentucky surrounded by Philadelphia and Pittsburg

“The Asshole Gene” would be even better if the band was formed out of a grudge against a specific guy. “Here’s another song about how much Gene fucking sucks! 1 2 3 4!”

What’s keeping me from shitting all over this dealership?

Depends.

That story led to the all time best comment on these here forums.

You can't trick me into clicking on a deadspin article!

Sounds funny, but I refuse to click on deadspin articles due to how G/O media destroyed their own site and screwed over all those great writers.

He should have called...

“Nowhere in the rules does it specifically say that a dog can’t play basketball.”

I’m positive I like boobs.

I’m torn. On the one hand, I like boobs I’m body positive and think we need to move past sexualizing nudity; on the other hand, ew, “influencers”.