What? Why would you NOT publish a worst-of list this year?? That’s the type of thing that unites the readership in common mockery of terrible film.  Does MST3K make people feel worse?  Hell no!  Bring on the dreck.

The herbs are slowly turning the heat up, to see if we’ll notice by the time it gets boiling.

The Ratboys livestream made for a perfect Halloween, as far as I’m concerned.

I’m totally down for vampire Vera Farmiga.

If ever we missed the Big Red NO, it’s now.

“It’s industrial espionage! You’ve come to steal our great ideas! Well, you’ve been foiled. We have none.”

Since the multiverse got condensed in Crisis on Infinite Earths, Citizen Cold should be on Earth Prime now.

I know deep down its existence is fantasy, but if the secret tapes of his sexcapades are real, wouldn’t now be a good time to drop them? I mean, now his Presidency is over, what good is he to a blackmailer?

It’s really about ethics in superhero journalism.

My Friend Dahmer is on your list of the best horror movies on Amazon Prime. Maybe that's why the folks at Hulu think it's a horror movie.

Imagine a train wreck, but instead of grinding to a halt after plowing through an elementary school, the train wreck starts moving again, crashes through an old folks’ home, causes another train to derail, and then somehow votes for Trump.

It makes as much sense as the plot to Rise of Skywalker

Donald and Melania are Rey’s parents?

Brother, dost thou even lift?

People are pissing and moaning about Peacock but the fact is, if you are willing to sit through a couple of commercials-you know, the way you did when you first watched “SNL,” “The Office” and “Parks and Recreation- it’s actually the best free streaming service out there. Yeah, maybe it’ll be all pay some day. Maybe,…

See, that’s why I want a Mitsubishi mirage: I want people to think I have a massive hog

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

With me it’s a reverse effect; I’m more excited to see the next MCU movie (in an actual theater, after a vaccine) than I would have been normally. But I also think this puts a lot of pressure on Black Widow. If the film is mediocre Marvel, that miss will weigh a lot more than it did with something like Captain Marvel…

Why do you work for peanuts? If you are worth more than peanuts, then stop accepting peanuts as payment. If you cannot ask for more than peanuts, then go improve your worth.