STICK TO BARFING IN BAGS!!!!!!1!2!!!!!!2!!!1!!

Also try herb@spanfellergroup.com, that might work, too.

I'm disappointed with lack of sports content. 🙁

Personally, I’m not sticking to sports games. Too many other good things to do without limiting yourself arbitrarily like that.

I can only hope this chant surfaces again at the parade on Saturday.

jez finally becoming a sports blog is quite the silver lining here.

“Sex and Candy!”

Bears are giant dogs in the same way tigers are giant tabby cats. I’m sure science will back me up on this one.

[Anal] Blood for the Blood God

Dogs’n’bears only, please.

Send Jim the sugar-free kind.

There is way too much sports talk diluting this website’s content. Please stick to dogs.

You can’t tell this article to stick to sports without also telling the same to “Take Me Out to the Ballgame”. 

If anyone wants to hit up ole’ Jimmy Spanny himself and ask him what the fuck is going on, here’s his number! 917-881-5965

God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

May I suggest a new Deadspin mascott, Sticky; The Stick-to-Sports Stick. Sticky lives in Jim Spanfeller’s butt.

It doesn’t get much better than this, Luis.  

*chef's kiss*

rude of the email of the week to make me cry tbh.

If this is the end, at least we went out with a ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER appearance.