There’s no such thing as a bad dog, just shitty private equity dickbags. 

Laser focused

Mr. Ley, respectfully, this article is mis-filed and should be re-filed under sports. The Mayan civilization, famously, enjoyed ball-games and many other sports and sports-adjacent activities. These dogs are heirs to a long athletic tradition.

I am extremely interested in this afternoon’s Funbag.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

As always, spot on, but I wonder if when Gaetz was told he could tag along to the game if he went to the entry in his dream journal where he had written “hang out with TrumpDad” and came all over it?

Way to “stick to sports”

the thing that most powerful people want to do with power is use it to tell other people to shut up 

David, I wish to register a complaint. You’ve filed this story to Politics, but this is erroneous, as this is clearly a Sports Story.

Oh man, I can’t believe management thinks this is a fight they can win.

Keep them coming. Also you guys should grab Ashley Feinburg to do a guest piece. That would be fun

(while I’m making rules, if you’re requiring people to wear heels you want to continue to participate in society without being branded as a pariah, you are not allowed to have a cash bar)

I see you guys are on strike, and we’re here for you.

As someone who is about to get married in a garden space in Austin next week I uh sorta wish you had just sent me an email

Thank you for sticking to sports.

Thank you for covering this obscure sport of pumpkin thievery. This is the kind of sports-focused content that keeps me coming back.

I see running, weightlifting, and poor technique, so it’s basically Crossfit.

The eagle warned us.