This is the laser focus I expect around here.

THIS IS THE SUBVERSIVE CONTENT I NEED!

In light of recent editorial directives for this site, the following comment will only be sports related:

Spanfeller and Maidment can fuck themselves with broken cricket bats.

This is some well timed sports sticking! Go Ray!

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Bless Ray Ratto.

Don’t people know how great I am? Weird.

Donald Trump Gets Boos

Matt Nagy is gonna make that player create a mobile website for Gawker everyday for the rest of the season. Sorry, bit drunk, might have mixed up epic fuckups.

No, Mr. Green. Communism is just a red herring.

Being a HURR BASEBALL MAN, he holds the Constitution’s unwritten rules in higher regard than the written ones.

Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

And now that the cursed nail has been removed, the soles that have tormented Sam will be at peace.

She doesn’t like to settle.

I don’t really care if she likes you or not. 

Eh, Jen doesn’t fucking like me anymore.

Maybe Jonny Quest was right.

No horns makes me a sad panda:(

But can you really trust someone whose best friends are all metalheads?

Less Than Jake warned us about this.