I liked the robots, but I LOVED the dinosaurs.  I’m so happy to see one of them in there.  I think the only two I didn’t have were the Big Mac and the burger.  I definitely still have the McNugget one.

Nice writing, Oliver. I think my family might have a history of gout, but thankfully I don’t really eat shellfish aside from the occasional shrimp, and I eat a lot more chicken than I do red meat. So hopefully the beer doesn’t get me that way. It’s busy enough giving me reflux!

Our dumb wet President may not have subtext, but Roth’s sure got it.  Those last couple of sentences: *chef’s kiss*.

Like weddings, dress regulations are a very important aspect of sports. As always, we appreciate your laser focus on sticking to sports.

This is AMAZING. He doesn’t even look upset, just completely fucking dumbfounded.  

When my wife and I visited Scotland, I remember trying these, and they were pretty great!  I also tried the IrnBru, and it was, well I can’t even jokingly say “not great”.  It was possibly the foulest tasting soda that I’ve ever tried.

I don’t really know why, but I’m just delighted that Tim Robbins decided the interview wasn’t ENOUGH of a retrospective, so he brings up more movies.

I’m already planning on voting for Warren, but it’s a nice relief to hear that my wife and I aren’t the only ones using M&M’s to bribe our way through potty training.

I’m perfectly fine with it replacing Red Man Gruden as the running joke of the season.

It goes against the hoppiness aspect, but I’ve always enjoyed red IPAs with spicy food.  Flipside by Sierra Nevada in particular when they actually made it.

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Yeah, I’m still not over Splinter getting the axe. It was just such a short-sighted and stupid thing to do. And now they’re doing every damned thing they can to make these sites worse. Similar to Victor’s tale, this morning I walked in on my phone playing an ad that I hadn’t even scrolled to yet! And there are the…

I’m gonna need all of these French food puns to chou-chou.

It’s missing so much that it’s on there at #3.  Which is good, because Cinnamon Life is good.  Regular Life:  meh.

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Aw, shit, I hadn’t seen this news. That fucking sucks. I thought the repost of the venture capital blog across a couple of sites was odd, but now it makes sense. Best of luck to the Splinter staff.

Don’t you tease me with reminders of the Clerks Animated Movie that we’re never going to get!

I just moved to Springfield from South Jersey. South Jersey had been a barren beer wasteland, but in the last couple of years, it got to a point where I could drive to 5 or 6 breweries within 20 minutes. I thought, oooh, denser area, more breweries! Silly me!  At least I’m closer to Tired Hands.

Just FALLING off the bone!

The piss tape ain’t real!