Oh, it’s real.

As you should.  It’s the best .gif.

I will always remember this DJ Gallo line from page 2: “Reche Caldwell clearly stunned by loss, everything” .

Also, apparently he was an inept criminal? https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/15472532/how-reche-caldwell-googled-way-patriots-prison

I wish fiery peacock AIDs on you.

I think the problem is that you besmirched the mighty McChicken sandwich!

Look, I know fuck all about the procedures of the NC state legislature, but isn’t this what quorums are for?

I would have also accepted a modest proposal to eat the rich at the stadium and take their seats.

Daddy...needs his medicine.

It’s entirely possible that one of my fondest memories of attending Penn State was not just playing a game of capture the flag with boundaries that included about a third of the campus, but actually being the one to capture the damned flag.  So yes, I would definitely watch some Capture the Flag, up next on the Ocho!

I’d listen to that demo tape.

There isn’t really a vas deferens between a lame pun and a truly wonderful on.

Hail, hail to Michigan, cess pool of the West!

All I can think is, “Oh please, oh please, let this be a Trojan Statue of Liberty.”  I want so badly for there to be a listening device, or EVEN BETTER, a real person inside just waiting to pop out.

I love the Trader Joe’s stuff too, but I wouldn’t really consider it pure yogurt, so I’m fine with HamNo stating that it was bad opinion to have that as a “best yogurt”.

1. Thanksgiving dinner

Within the past year or so, they did increase the amount of meat in the sandwiches, and to me, if there’s one reason that they’ve gone downhill a bit, it’s that the bread is not as good as it used to be. It took a slight hit when they switched off their supplier (Amoroso, I think), but then a bigger one when they…

Acknowledged, but Jones wasn't on the TV when he was around, so he will learn that lesson.

I never booed them once. Sure, some fuckbois did, but any bad news or plays just led me to shrug my shoulders and say, “eh, we finally won a super bowl, who cares?”.

No, that makes you the best parent.  I'm just hoping that shithead's out of office before my son can even be aware of him.

That is amazing.