I have never been able to shrespect Sheetz from the shmoment I first shtepped into one and saw all the stupid sh branding.

I always liked to think that I wasn’t a “bad” Eagles fan. Now that I’m a father, I found out last season that maybe I was. My son, for whatever reason, quickly learned to recognize football, and would sometimes pay attention as I watched. He was 21 months old, and I had the first Dallas game of the season on the TV.…

Didn’t Drew just talk about eating Subway on the Deadcast?  Wawa might not be the nirvana some think it is, but it is miles better than fucking Subway.

Just as annoying:  I routinely getting a pop-up asking me to disable my ad-blocker!  Which is kind of impossible because I’m on a work computer and don’t even have an ad blocker!

You are looking at former WWF wrestler Doink the Clown and someone else dressed like him.  A double Doink, if you will.

This may be the greatest WYTS entry ever.

God, how was Marvel justifying paying for that ad?  That at the one for Captain Marvel both grated on me, and I’m a complete Marvel fanboy!

You know, I did always wonder about that.  Thanks for that fun fact!

They already made Major League:  O Boy!  It was called Back to the Minors and starred Scott Bakula.

It is mentioned later on that it was an inheritance.

I can honestly say the Phanatic has given me more enjoyment and pure joy than all but like a dozen Phillies players.  They better work this shit out.

On the flip side, I’ll bet some fans of those other teams will refuse to draft Colts players.

Nah, the Giants have only fallen into this shitty state recently, so they’re still pretty loathsome. They need the 10-15 year span of hopelessness that looks like it’s coming before they can equal the Washington team.

Is there a team like that in every division?  As an Eagles fan, I wouldn’t hesitate to draft a Washington player, assuming one was actually worth drafting this year.

“A schooner is a sailboat, stupid head”

Yeah, I went to school in Pennsylvania in the early ‘00s, so needless to say, I enjoyed, and consumed a lot of Yuengling back in my day.  Ever since they went all out for Trump though, fuck that.  If you’re around Philly, Neshaminy Creek’s Lager is a little more expensive, but in the same style, and an improvement on…

Sadly, in the late ‘90s I was in high school and working at Bradlees for gas money.  Real estate investments were not exactly on my mind.

I hear that.  I really fucked up by buying a condo in Wilmington in early 2010, instead of in Philly.  5 years later, I couldn’t get what I paid, but if I bought in Philly instead...

• When Penn explains that he rents out his house for the month and makes bank, the implication is that he’s staying in basically a shack while doing so. Am I crazy for thinking his shack looks good?

Correction: Holding out hope for Fin Fang Foom to appear in Nextwave.