Look - it’s not ENTIRELY one person’s fault. Don’t forget that Mitch McConnell shares the blame. If he let the original resolution through to be vetoed, then they could (probably) override that veto. Shutdown ended.

I found out my nephew was going to get a Switch for Christmas, and I was going to get him Smash, but thought, “Nah, that’s a gift for me, and I’ll kick his ass.” Turns out someone did get it for him, and he brought up playing it with me. If he thought I kicked his ass in Wii Mario Kart, just wait until he sees the…

“There’s no reason to allow pharmaceutical payments to doctors to continue, and today’s study makes clear: banning these payments could save lives.”

Hey Phillies - sign them both.  Cowards.

I’m in a hotel reading this, and I’m pretty sure the whole hall just heard me laugh.

I’m glad I'm not the only one.  I have always loved her aerial bitch slap.

Consider that the shutdown started off on a humiliating note: the people on the teevee were mad at him, better shut down the government! I can’t see any other way this could end, but humiliation.

No.

I’ll slip beers into dirty socks and then wrap them with a dirty undershirt.  Who cares?  It’s not like the beer itself was touching dirty stuff.

So many other Eagles fans were so worried about the Giants drafting Barkley, and I would routinely bring up these arguments.  After the first Eagles/Giants game of the year, my dad was talking about how amazing Barkley looked and how much trouble he was going to give us.  I just looked at him and said, “Yeah, he…

The best part of that corrections piece?  That it needed it’s own correction for originally misspelling the Philly Inquirer as “Enquirer”.

I’m not so sure it’s the number of debates as it is starting them in just over 6 months.  6 months!  Almost a year and a half before the election!  I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to see a campaign drag on for almost a god damned year!

I can’t blame them! There’s more awkward thrusting in that gif than your average amateur porn.

I once went to a Catholic wedding where the priest spent a good chunk of the homily talking about the divorce rate. It was just such a weird thing to hammer on during a normally joyous occasion.

Hey, you know who else posted about the clone high movie?  Me!  On your article about the spider-gwen scene.  I even posted a screenshot!  Probably before this Reddit thread!  Sheesh.

I’ve seen this show in person at a minor league baseball game - it is still great even only mildly drunk!

“Jesus Christ and my mistresses do have something in common, you know.  They all got nailed."

More exciting, I loved seeing reference to undisclosed investigations for the second time this week, after the stuff about Cohen.  Either there's an investigation we're completely unaware of that both Flynn and Cohen helped OR there's no overlap, and multiple undisclosed investigations.

Instead of term limits, I've started thinking that age limits might be the way to go.  I see the value in having some longer institutional knowledge, but once you're 70, fuck you, you're too old and the current generation should be making laws for themselves.

I’ve never seen gobs so smacked!