I guess Papa John’s is #1 because you like pizza with only a hint of pizza taste?  The only thing worse is that Sbarro is #2.  I’m pretty sure the only context for eating Sbarro is “in a rush at the airport and all the other restaurants have lines”.

Yes, this has also broken my brain.  There’s no way that all actually happened?  Right?

This is the best BBQ sauce: https://showmebbqsauce.com/

Fuxsakes, you're all forgetting Spaceballs.

I mean, I would assume it’s part of some already existing cinematic universe, hence the secrecy.

Putting Christmas Eve above Christmas Day is about the only thing this list got right. Eve usually has all the anticipation and a more quiet dinner overall.

I too, was introduced to Arsenic & Old Lace by being cast in it, but I do love that movie so, so much.

The country of Iran, as an example, is responsible for ... propping up dictator Bashar Assad in Syria (who has killed millions of his own citizens), and much more.

“Ah, who cares. We won the Super Bowl last season!”

I remember 2016 was harder to get, but that was chalked up to a distributer fuck-up in NJ.  It didn’t go on sale on Black Friday because of some paperwork issue with having the beer registered or somesuch.

I don’t quite remember that, but I wish I could forget watching Penn State lose to Iowa 6-4 in the early 2000's.

I voted for Jeets because unlike the other owners, he is trying to remove the one and only delightful thing about the team:  that home run sculpture.  Consider it the pro-art vote.

This is great to read - I’ve been enjoying BCBS for a couple of years, but 2017 was rough.  Since it was more available, I bought more than usual, but only now is it getting close to being enjoyable.  Some previous years were still tasty the day I bought them.

Even two years ago, yes, if you didn’t find this on Black Friday, you weren’t getting it.  But last year, it seemed like they increased production dramatically - I could find it on the shelves of several stores for weeks, even months at one place.

I picked up the book in 7th grade or so, but REFUSED for years to read it, intent on finding the unabridged version first.  Finally, I ended up reading it and just a couple of pages in realized what an idiot I was.

You shut your whore mouth. Subway makes trash in the shape of sandwiches that somehow, some people find edible. Wawa makes that sandwiches that are tasty and good.

I haven’t had the Bobby in years, but it’s so good, and easily surpasses the Wawa version. There’s one about 20 minutes from my office, further than I usually roam for lunch and because of that I seem to only think of it on my way back from somewhere else.  I do plan on fixing that soon.

On the other hand, I have never found chicken cheaper than during Thanksgiving week. Not every year, and not every supermarket, but several times, I’ve found drumsticks priced at 49 cents a pound, when the the usual cheap sale price is 99 cents. There wasn’t even any sale signage, I just assume that with Turkey Day…

Well, you don’t need ID to buy cereal - but you get it for free in every box of Forgery Flakes!

Looking at things from another perspective, I wonder if this ties into the classic breast man/ass man debate.  If breast play promotes bonding, is the breast man more likely to want that bonding, meaning they're more monogamous?